On schedule
The same day, kept
We set a standing day and time, and we hold it. The grounds are looked after before you've thought to ask.
Who keeps them
A small firm, a high standard.
Poop Troop began with a simple belief — that the least glamorous part of owning a beautiful yard should be handled with the same care as everything else on the property. We hire carefully, we show up on schedule, and we leave the grounds immaculate and the gate closed. No contracts, no chasing, no fuss. Just grounds that are quietly, reliably kept.
The Standard
We keep what you've built.
A fine property deserves to be kept, not merely cleaned. We tend the grounds on a standing schedule — quietly, thoroughly, and on the same day each week — so the lawn is always ready for the dogs, the children, and the people you didn't know were coming. You'll hear from us once a week. You'll never have to ask.
In full
A grid, every visit
The full grounds — front, back, beds, and borders. Complete removal and haul-away, nothing left behind.
Discreetly
Noticed by no one
The same crew walks the grounds, secures the gate, and leaves the property immaculate behind them.
Who keeps them
The crew on your grounds.
Every visit is handled by the same background-checked, uniformed, insured crew. The people on your property are the people you've come to know — discreet, on time, and the same week to week.
Every crew
- Background-checked, uniformed, insured crew
- The same crew on your grounds, week to week
- A full walk of the grounds, in a grid, every visit
- The gate photographed and secured before we leave
Insurance & background checks
- Fully insured — every visit, every property
- Background-checked before they set foot on the grounds
- Uniformed and identifiable, so you always know who's on the property
The Report
One message a week.
You'll hear from us once a week, and never have to ask. A photo of the closed gate and a note that the grounds are kept. That's all you ever have to read.
Every week
- A photo of the closed gate, every visit
- A written note that the grounds are kept
- Nothing more to read, and nothing to chase
Kept, not managed
- No contracts — pause or stop whenever you like
- The same day, the same crew, the same standard
- The client never has to think about it
Common questions
What it's like to be kept.
The answers most owners ask for before their first walk of the grounds.
Do I need to be home?
No. We work whether you're in or out, and we secure the gate behind us.
What about the dogs?
They can stay in the yard if they'll let us work; otherwise we ask they're inside for the visit. We send a photo of the closed gate every time.
Is there a contract?
Never. Pause or stop whenever you like.
What if it rains or snows?
We keep the appointment in any weather we can work safely in, and make up anything we miss.
How is pricing set?
By the size of the grounds and the number of dogs. Your first walk of the grounds is complimentary, and the quote comes with it.
Begin
Begin a standing appointment.
Tell us about the property. We'll send a quote and your first walk of the grounds — at no charge.